Why this.

Trinket knocked a thing down, scared himself with the noise, and in the space of 2.5 seconds climbed up my chest and onto my shoulder like a cat. And then clung there, koala-like, until I managed to coax him down.

He weighs 50 lbs now. He will probably eventually weigh twice that. I... I kind of have to just resign myself to being crushed to death by this enormous furry idiot, huh?